Today is No Socks Day

I love socks. I have them in lots of colors so I can color coordinate my outfits. You might say I have a sock fetish. I even have a drawer dedicated to socks. But today is a chance to show our toes and no socks. Are you ready?

Quotes on Socks:

If it weren’t for women, men would still be wearing last week’s socks. – Cynthia Nelms

•”A man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself – like, for instance, he can’t find any clean socks. – Jean Kerr

•“I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.” – Groucho Marx

•“True love is like a pair of socks: you gotta have two and they’ve gotta match.” – Author unknown

•“I got up one morning and couldn’t find my socks, so I call Information. She said, “Hello, Information. “ I said, “I can’t find my socks.” She said, “They’re behind the couch.” And they were!” – Stephen Wright

Puns on socks:

Are you wearing your golfer’s socks? The pair with a hole in one.

How does an investor get clean socks? He goes to the stock exchange.

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