Mother’s Day

Today is Mother’s Day

I am…a mother of two boys and the mother of two sets of affirmation cards. Both were a lot of work but they both have brought me a lot of joy.

Quotes on Mother:

Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. – Oprah Winfrey

Necessity… the mother of invention.  – Plato

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. – Erma Bombeck

All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. – Abraham Lincoln

Mother jokes:

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. – Rodney Dangerfield

My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.  – Groucho Marx

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork. – Mae West

Puns on Mother:

After a day of changing her triplet’s diapers, the new mother was feeling rather pooped.

Two brothers fought over some sheet music but their mother wanted to keep the piece.

Before a mother knows the sex of her baby it’s a hidden agender.

When the electrician apprentice made mistakes, his mother grounded him.

Talking to her about computer hardware I make my mother board.

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