Today is Mother’s Day
I am…a mother of two boys and the mother of two sets of affirmation cards. Both were a lot of work but they both have brought me a lot of joy.
Quotes on Mother:
Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. – Oprah Winfrey
Necessity… the mother of invention. – Plato
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. – Erma Bombeck
All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. – Abraham Lincoln
Mother jokes:
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. – Rodney Dangerfield
My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one. – Groucho Marx
His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork. – Mae West
Puns on Mother:
After a day of changing her triplet’s diapers, the new mother was feeling rather pooped.
Two brothers fought over some sheet music but their mother wanted to keep the piece.
Before a mother knows the sex of her baby it’s a hidden agender.
When the electrician apprentice made mistakes, his mother grounded him.
Talking to her about computer hardware I make my mother board.
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