I am…going to tell a joke.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Quotes on Joke:
•”A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke – and that the joke is oneself.” – Clifton Paul Fadiman
•“A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener’s mind. You start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn’t expect to go.” – Max Eastman
•“The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.” – George Orwell
• “The best ideas come to jokes, Make your thinking as funny as possible.” – David Ogilvy
• “In eternity there is no time, only an instant long enough for a joke.”- Hermann Hesse, Steppenwolf
•“It’s hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.” – Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian